THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN TOSH'EYE

Sep 28

forgot to mention

last post i forgot to mention the fact that i love bacon ;D peace out

howdy

i have not posted to here in long long time… even though i said every day…. but you know what i lied HA!

i think since last time i posted a lot has changed, my music taste for one… i moved home… been to a couple of gigs… actually started hanging out with some of thee coolest people…

not sure what else to say really except im happy and no matter who you are or how awesome your life is… fuck it mines better :D

May 18

my life….. again

now as you know this is the third post in my life story… it promises to be about as eventfull as one of those sunday games of dominoes with your grandfather :)… now to begin i slept in big time oh yes half 2 in the afternoon baby yeah… i then proceeded to listen to music XD my life was complete… i suddenly noticed my room looked a bit like vietnam had restruck on a tiny tiny scale so i tidied up… probably the most arduous task i have undertaken since i did cross country….. long story and a long run im not gonna go there… um now i am typing this… you can tell tidying up took the est part of my day but i cant help it ok! now for fun fact about me: hmmmm….. im tall 6ft 2” to be almost precise :)…

i can tell you now last night at the darts was absolutely terrible… we did win 8-4 but i lost both my games so booooooooo! but on the bright side scottish mastrs qualifiers on saturday XD oh boy oh boy oh boy! 

PEACE OUT

“your going to wake up dead” — Craig Ross

“i will destroy you” — me

May 17

my life vol 2

well hello there all who bother to read this, my life the second installment. theres not many of you i know… 1 at the last count but anyway id like to thank you all. firstly today started pretty badly as news that Ronnie James Dio (Black Sabbath, Heaven And Hell) passed away last night… i cried. so firstly rest in peace ronnie :’(. secondly tonight i get to throw pointy stuff at a board :D thats right its a monday which means darts night. last game of the season and last chance for me to get into the 180 competition… as if that will happen XD, full update tonight :). sorry or the lack of humour today but if im honest the death of Dio has shaken me to my core. ummmmm i really am short on drivel today so i may just touch on some stuff i didnt say about me yesterday… actually what a good idea every day i will put one thing about me that i have previously not indulged on this here blog XD… Todays fun fact: I am a Rise Against fan… Tim McIlrath is actually THE substitute i use for god because im not religious… Oh look you got another fact free there arent you lucky its 2 for 1 day ;)… I am aware of my rambling and will stop now TTFN (ta ta for now for all you tigger haterz) 

May 16

greetings

hello to all who can be bothered reading this. my name is mathew, im not at all interesting, but insanely beautiful…. also a compulsive liar…. is that the truth? you decide i will say yes assumedly… or will i?… got you there eh?… anyhoo im rambling. im sure theres better blogs for you to read but im dedicated to the cause of providing a half arsed blog to my life once a day forever… or untill i run out of uninteresting drivel to post…. could be an hour or two… about me… do you really wanna know? well music is just about everything to me… i play guitar and sing a bit… must say im probably shite by anyones standards… yes thats you the proclaimers. i use attrocious punctuation and sometimes forget how to spell genious, genius or genios… however its done i will do it badly… if theres a hard route i will take it… i throw pointy objects at a board for a pub on a monday night… so watch out im accurate to withing fourteen metres of your head from two feet away…. anything else well ask me yourself as i have oficially run out of drivel :)

its a picture, obviously.. but the question is what of? well im assuming its me in a ludicrously sexual pose but i shal let you decide XD

its a picture, obviously.. but the question is what of? well im assuming its me in a ludicrously sexual pose but i shal let you decide XD